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When I returned to my jalopy the other day I noticed a very wet man sitting on the wall opposite the Asda car park. I was intrigued and on the...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:46 on 22/03/12, 0 comments
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I was happily scrutinising the earrings in the window of Reeves the jewellers when a sharp movement caught my eye. I turned to discover a fellow...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 08:32 on 15/03/12, 0 comments
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One brisk, blowy morning I paused outside Superdrug girding myself ready for the bracing headwind when a girl darted out of the store. Whoosh! Her...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:39 on 08/03/12, 0 comments
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A most disconcerting wheezing sound was echoing beneath the railway arch as I headed towards the City Farm. I tensed ready to beetle back up the...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 06:51 on 01/03/12, 0 comments
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I was having no end of trouble crossing over North Street due to a van having very unhelpfully double-parked. A couple saw me jiggling about with...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 08:48 on 23/02/12, 0 comments
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I was perusing the dried fruit in Aldi when a noise akin to a Visigoth invasion startled me out of my wits – I'd completely forgotten it was...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:16 on 16/02/12, 0 comments
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Struggling along North Street with a biting wind at my back, I could hear grunting noises coming up behind me and I braced myself for what was...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 08:18 on 09/02/12, 0 comments
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I spotted an Elvis look-alike in Asda who was seventy-five if he was a day.
He was sporting a jet black quiff and matching six-inch long...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 08:59 on 02/02/12, 0 comments
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I was very nearly mown down on West Street the other day when a moto-scooter came belting towards me at a rate of knots. The woman driving it was...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:53 on 26/01/12, 1 comments
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At 2 o'clock in the morning on Saturday night we were awakened from our slumbers by one of those annoying little mosquito scooters buzzing up and...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:21 on 19/01/12, 0 comments
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