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"I'm in peppered heaven, Colin. Taste-bud bliss!"
The young man by my side whipped a few packs of sliced meats from the chiller...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 08:57 on 09/08/12, 0 comments
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I'd just stepped out of the Argus with our fish suppers when a chorus of wolf whistles almost caused me to leap out of my Fit-Flops.
Just for...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 10:15 on 02/08/12, 0 comments
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"Oh, no! My tongue stud came off on my Cornetto! It's gone on the ground!"
The dog and I had been enjoying an afternoon amble around...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:58 on 26/07/12, 0 comments
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"Switch your ears on, Charlie," shouted a woman in the Asda entrance. "You nearly 'ad that woman over then." She reached out and...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 10:03 on 19/07/12, 0 comments
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"You can't bring those in here," said an assistant in firm tone. "We've got a no hot foods policy."
I'd been in Blunts...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 08:10 on 12/07/12, 0 comments
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Just outside the Asda Petrol station, without warning a BMW stopped in front of me, sending my handbag flying and shooting the contents of a bag...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:45 on 05/07/12, 0 comments
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"These living salads don't live long, do 'em?" A female Lidl shopper was dangling a tray of mini lettuces by its handle. "I 'ad one...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 08:28 on 28/06/12, 0 comments
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"Look at that wedding dress! It's gorgeous!"
The woman's shriek took me by surprise. I'd been deep in thought, scanning the books in...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 08:40 on 21/06/12, 0 comments
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It was torture on the bus coming back from town. I was sitting opposite a woman scoffing a bag of doughnuts. The moment we hit Bedminster, I was...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 08:36 on 14/06/12, 0 comments
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I fancied making a bright and cheerful tray cloth to showcase my cupcakes for Mrs Bonnet's 'bring-a-dish' Jaunty Jubilee party.
Heading for the...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 10:12 on 07/06/12, 0 comments
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