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"What's wrong with those two women? Don't they realise this is a road?"
My son Winford, never known for his patience, leaned heavily...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 15:21 on 27/12/12, 0 comments
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"You can't beat German charcuterie, darling." A woman in a headset was blocking the aisle in my path. "No, Darling, Aldi…oh...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 17:01 on 20/12/12, 0 comments
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I'd already clocked the corpulent matron backing down the pasta aisle like a dumper truck. Her trolley was creaking under the weight of a mountain of...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:49 on 13/12/12, 0 comments
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A longshanks of a fellow with chip-pan hair was opining outside Argos.
"Repent before it is too late." He waggled a finger at two...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 10:08 on 06/12/12, 0 comments
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The 007 theme tune jingled outside Specsavers and I smiled to myself imagining Mr Bond choosing himself some bifocals as I watched the chap fumbling...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:22 on 29/11/12, 0 comments
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"What's that weird noise?"
I'd been wondering that myself as I scrutinized the so-called age-defying unguents displayed on...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:17 on 22/11/12, 0 comments
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A loud thumping sound was echoing far up into Asda's lofty reaches.
"Ariel! Stop kicking that box!"
I rounded the corner of...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 08:12 on 15/11/12, 0 comments
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There seemed to be more whiz-bangs than ever this year. When dusk fell on Saturday night my poor dog's little furry knees immediately began knocking...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 08:49 on 08/11/12, 0 comments
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"Trick or treat!" I'd opened the door to be confronted by two plastic horror masks.
"But its Monday," I countered....
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:30 on 01/11/12, 0 comments
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I'd just walked down the slip from Lidl when a group of schoolboys shot out from an entrance, almost succeeding in knocking me over.
"Run!...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 10:11 on 25/10/12, 0 comments
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