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I could see the accident coming and cringed instinctively, thanking the heavens I hadn't stepped off the bus a second earlier.
A woman at the...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:30 on 07/03/13, 0 comments
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It was so grey, claggy and cold the other morning it was like driving through mushroom soup. I almost nodded off at the traffic lights until a kindly...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:10 on 28/02/13, 0 comments
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"Look at this tacky thing, Debbie." A stern-looking woman with a rigid bob held out a flimsy wisp of Asda lingerie.
"I expect it...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 08:56 on 21/02/13, 0 comments
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"Dad, Dad, can I have a toy? Mum always lets me have a toy when we're in Wilkos."
"I don't think she does, Todd." Little...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:45 on 14/02/13, 0 comments
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"What're you doing? That's mine!" Outside Superdrug a couple were wresting over a Burberry scarf.
"But my neck's cold and I put...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 10:12 on 07/02/13, 0 comments
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I was sure I could hear a sheep!
A plaintive bleating like the poor creature was trapped somewhere. And then my common sense switched on, how...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:17 on 31/01/13, 0 comments
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"Steady as you go, there's a slippery bit there." An elderly couple were mincing along in the snow. Both wore huge white trainers and...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 11:57 on 24/01/13, 0 comments
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There was a whistler in Lidl, chirping a dirgesome ditty, busily shaking cereal boxes, presumably assessing the weight of the flakes.
Realisin...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 05:45 on 17/01/13, 0 comments
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"Good morning!" A young woman with a pram grinned at me as she passed me in Victoria Park. On the back of the buggy, like a flunkey on a...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:55 on 10/01/13, 0 comments
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"Where on earth is he going with that tree?"
The Skipper pointed out of the van window to a man heading up St John's Road dragging a...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 10:07 on 03/01/13, 0 comments
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