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I spotted an Elvis look-alike in Asda who was seventy-five if he was a day.
He was sporting a jet black quiff and matching six-inch long...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 08:59 on 02/02/12, 0 comments
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I was very nearly mown down on West Street the other day when a moto-scooter came belting towards me at a rate of knots. The woman driving it was...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:53 on 26/01/12, 1 comments
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At 2 o'clock in the morning on Saturday night we were awakened from our slumbers by one of those annoying little mosquito scooters buzzing up and...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:21 on 19/01/12, 0 comments
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You don't expect when exiting Superdrug to be jabbed in the stomach by a can of Guinness.
"Gerroff!" exclaimed the fellow on the...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 08:34 on 12/01/12, 0 comments
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I was out on the hunt for sale bargains when to my annoyance I found my way blocked by a gaggle of chin-waggers. Seeing a break in the chuntering...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:17 on 05/01/12, 0 comments
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I've eaten so much over the last week or so that when I turned around Boxing Day morning I swept all the baubles off one side of the tree.
In...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 08:23 on 29/12/11, 0 comments
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Still feeling festive after a carol concert I'd just creaked open the door of my jalopy when my ears were assailed by a straggly-haired zealot...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:49 on 22/12/11, 1 comments
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I don't know why I bother taking the Skipper Christmas shopping, he only has to see a DIY section and he rapidly becomes next to useless. I left...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:44 on 15/12/11, 0 comments
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Tinsel time's started already. As I headed up Canon Street, coming my way was a young woman carrying many rolls of Christmas paper. All were...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 10:00 on 08/12/11, 0 comments
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I very nearly caused a pile-up exiting little Tesco when I stopped in my tracks gazing in horror at the sight in front of me.
A well-fed young...
By PARSONSTNOSE
at 09:14 on 01/12/11, 0 comments
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